So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I came so hard my ears popped.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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