dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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