if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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