Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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