and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
sex in a hospital.. check
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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