I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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