I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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