I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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