My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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