Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
No subtext here. People are naked.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
wow bdsm is so cute
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