Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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