strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
whose ass print is on the piano?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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