Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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