he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
