I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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