im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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