Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I wish i was in the wii world.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
no you cant smoke seaweed
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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