This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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