i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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