I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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