Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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