i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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