3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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