Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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