you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
dude. I can hear the air.
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