Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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