Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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