they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
