David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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