Need sex. Gaining weight.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The Olympian is in my bed
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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