4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
are you still at the devil's house?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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