Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
