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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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