he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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