this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
