she looked like the before picture.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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