You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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