dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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