I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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