Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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