Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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