do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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