Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
