This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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