A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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