Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We need to feng shui this bitch.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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