she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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