what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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