If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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