yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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