Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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