what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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